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If Cockatiels ruled the world...

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...What laws would they introduce?

What would their birdie rights be?
What means would they do to control humans?
How would they spread their word?
Would the world be a better place than a human world?
Would there be wars / starvation /disaster etc?

Just a bit of fun :p
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I could imagine lots of big wars over millet plantations. :p
I could imagine lots of big wars over millet plantations. :p
LOL!! That is funny! :D
How would they control us? Just how they do now :p
Bailee would be President with Dooby as Vice President. Ollie would be Head of Communications because he can ring like a telephone, very loudly. Cookie would be in the Fashion business because she is beautiful, Georgie would be Head of Security, because she is always watching what's going on from the side lines. There would be plenty of opportunity for promotion for Ziggy when he gets a little older and Baby would be a pop star. Willow will be the tiel that goes out to look for more land because she knows here way around the outside world.

All the other tiels would do their bit in the TS (Tiel Society), there would be a little tiel market where they would sell millet, fruit and veg, popcorn and a little shop run by Spike called McCrackers!! Life would be happy and there would be no fighting or bickering.......except maybe when the hormones are raging, then the feathers will fly!!!

Ah yes, life in Tielland would be idyllic...............sometimes.
Plukie You ablsolutely crack me up I almost fell of my chair reading that...LOL I am still cracking up over here I have tears in my eyes your to funny :D
:lol: :rofl: Bailee as President, oh dear, i do feel bad for the occupants of Tielland! :p Plukie, you are just way too funny. :rofl:
Georgie as Head of Security sounds like the perfect position for her!

Baby as a pop star though? Hmmm...
Georgie as Head of Security sounds like the perfect position for her!
Yeah it would be..lol she would keep everyone in line :p
I could just imagine Spike running McCrackers. He would run away from all the new food that comes in :rolleyes: Imagine going to a grocery store and having the manager running from the grapes lol. Iam sure he would calm down and try out the food in a half an hour though :p
I could just imagine Spike running McCrackers. He would run away from all the new food that comes in :rolleyes: Imagine going to a grocery store and having the manager running from the grapes lol. Iam sure he would calm down and try out the food in a half an hour though :p
lol..I can just picture him running..mine are scared and run from bananas...:rolleyes::p
One day I hope he will reconize some foods and eat them right away :rolleyes:
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